HA! So...take a wild guess at who finally found you.

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'Curious Affection after the couch ate my sad fat friend'

- I will forever miss you my sad fat friend
but I will forever love the couch that ate you

"Sexually this is quite comfortable"

Ah, I feel loved. For once, I also feel so incredibly inferior that it makes me want to throw up! But, practice makes perfect and I've all the time in the world to practice!

Not really a fan of that lil' fact, though.

Take it easy on the criticism! I can guarantee I know full well in advance what I've done [wrong] with my art. Helpful hints and techniques, on the other hand, are ALWAYS welcomed.

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"The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame."

haha! Yes, but I LIVE with him so that's a BONUS! xD

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~In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into enternal damnation~

~Amen

I clang the first comment gong! -gong!-